What kind of a name is this?

This totally pointless collects all sorts of hilarious sounding names some Chinese have - not their given birth names, of course, but names they find so "unique" and "special" that they chose to add to their original names.


These names are not made up by us for fun. They really do exist! We have either met these people, or have at least seen their names printed somewhere. These people seriously do ask to be addressed by these names.


These are not people who have a Latin father or a German mother, which explains some of the "exotic" names, but they are pure blood Chinese. And this happens most often in countries such as China, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Malaysia and Singapore. Read on and you'll know what we mean.


So enjoy, and laugh till you drop. We also welcome new addition should you come across any yourself and would like to share. You're welcome to vote for your the best [worst] or funniest names. Just click on the comment button :D




Monday, May 10, 2010

Hilarious names used by Chinese male

Here are the boys' names. Some have peculiar spellings, some vulgar sounding, and some you just simply can't pronounce! I had to stop a few times whilst typing out the list because I was laughing so hard.

A
Able Tam (hmmm... I'll hire him)
Adjarn Tuck
Aegean Ang
Alax Chan
Alern Tan
Alexsez Lee
Alference Ang
Ambitor Lam
Andros Chan
Anselm Tang

B
Bayz Beh (The surname is definitely not made up, it is a Chinese surname, sounds like "bear" without the emphasis of the "r")
Benson Teo (I'm guessing that his brother is Hedges Teo)
Bina Yeoh
Bred Chong

C
Cadmon Lim
Caption Pang
Cayman Tan
Charlemagne Song
Cheanu Chew (Keanu wrongly spelled?)
Chengy Chee
Chrix Yong
Cleon Chua
Cloud Lian
Cotsner Lee

D
Davecsc Chuah (Can someone help with the pronunciation please?)
Dolphin Lee (WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!)
Douf Koh (what the...?)
Drex Li

E
Ekmund Ow
Elwy Leow
Endrool Chan
Estefan Yong

F
Fenson Cheong
Frost Tang

G
Giden Lim
Gryphus Soo

H
Hahner Fang
Heero Lai

I
Ikokhou Choo

J
Jaeve Kang
Jarene Teo
Jarol Wong
Jarren Kok
Jessel Teh
Jigme Low
Joescher Chee

K
Kave Cheung
Kayvi Leong
Kayzz Lee

L

M
Malcalm Chew
Merry Chen
Mensiz Phua
Michy Lim

N
Nikken Poon

O

P

Q
Quinten Tong

R
Rexxon Wong

S
Safilo Tan
Sidyz See
Sixx lim
Skelvan Teo
‪Stanvin Yap‬

T
Taryn Foo (yeah we know, there's an actress named Taryn. But this is a Chinese boy's name)
Teckie Tan
Tessü Chang

U

V
Vajira Lim
Venica Foong

W
Wayson Tan (This is probably from the sound of the name Wilson being said in Cantonese: Way-son)
Winson Ho
Wolf Kang

X
Xenix Chin

Y
Yomega Ong

Z
Zegnia Goh
Zeorze Thang

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